ok guys, here’s my makeup tutorial. i wasn’t gonna do one but so many of my followers requested it so,
Deleting-A-Tweet, Imma let you finish, but reading one chapter of a George R.R. Martin book is the best way to kill 140 characters
probs a girl lol chain-wanking is a thing
oh, right, yeah. i guess i just associate the word “wank” with a very specific, um, hand motion.
it seems odd to me to use “have a wank” in reference to female masturbation. maybe it’s a british thing. all this confusion could’ve been avoided if that person had just used more physically accurate terminology. like, for example, i went DJ Skribble on my baked bean 5 times last night
first of all: why. why the hell. why that. why this message. why me. just, in general, why the hell.
secondly: yeah right.
two times is pushing it. three is a major struggle. four is mental illness. FIVE?! gotta be running on Empty by then, my friend. shooting blanks. there’s no way you’re producing anything but dust at that point.
you can’t put responsibility for your own happiness in the hands of other people. it’s not fair to them or, more importantly, to you. of course the pain is still there. it’s never going to not be. so you need to be able to look at it rationally/maturely and acknowledge that you’ve been hurt and that it’s in the past.
people who deal with painful memories it in a healthy way can look back and say “that was a thing that hurt me.” and then move on with their day.
the alternative is to let it always have the power to cripple you. that’s a choice.
when little kids say stuff like “i wish i had shoes made out of pizza!” it’s like no, you tiny idiot, that would be disgusting as hell. shoes touch the ground and get dirty. you should wish for pants made of pizza so you can eat them and then not have to take off your pants because no more pants
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